When thin people say “Oh no. You’re not fat. not at all.” And continue to talk about how fattheyare and how embarassed they are to even go out looking like that….
Thanks for the confidence boost, guys!
I JUST WANT MY BLANGSTY-NESS AND LOVEY-KLAINE. BUT NOOOO.
FOR SOME REASON SHE THINKS PASSINGGRADE 7SCIENCE IS MORE IMPORTANT.
MORE IPORTANT THEN KLAINE.
Honey, you’re not going anywhere with Grade 7 Science…
Yeah but that’s why they invented masturbation
masturbation Kurt
do you understand what I’m saying Kurt
I touch myself
thinking about
you
(via andersonshine)
LOOK AT HIM MY BABY GUMDROP SWEETIE PIE CUPCAKE HE’S SO LITTLE COME LET ME SNUGGLE YOU INTO MY BOSOM
(via andersonshine)
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”“Mam, I’m gay.”
“OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS THANK YOU GOD YOU HAVE GRACED ME WITH MUCH IN THIS LIFE BUT NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO BLESSED AS TO HAVE A GAY CHILD THANK YOU ARE A MERCIFUL AND WISE LORD I GIVE YOU THANKS AND PRAISE AMEN.”“Mommy… I’m gay.”
“That’s great, baby!”
“H-huh?”
“Baby, you know that I support love in every form. And so does your dad. We love you always and forever. As long as your partner doesn’t abuse or use you, then I’m perfectly happy.”
“Mama, I’m gay.”
*gets on knees and praises the lord
“Wait, what’s going on.”
“I’m thanking God for the perfect son/daughter he gave me.”
“Mum, I’m gay”
“Oh my gosh thats so great! Do you have a boyfriend? Is he cute? When can I meet him? Tell me all about him! I’m already planning your wedding”
“Mom… I’m gay.”
“…. I KNEW IT!!!!”
“Mom?”
“OH MY GOSH! SAM OWES ME FIFTY DOLLARS!!!!”
“You and Aunt Sam were betting on if I was gay?!?!?”
“NO! WE WERE BETTING ON WHEN YOU WOULD TELL ME! WE’VE BEEN PLANNING YOUR PARTY SINCE YOU WERE LITTLE!!! DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? CAN I MEET HIM? IS HE CUTE?!?!? INVITE HIM TO DINNER!”
“Mom I-“
“HOLD ON SWEETIE! I NEED TO CALL AUNT SAMMY!”
(via thetheaternerd)
The past 7 weeks would have been a lot easier on me.
Ugh.
Only a few more hours…
Just rocking out and dancing to Up All Night by myself like I do every night like:
Then my 12 year old sister walks in without knocking so I’m like:
And she’s like “OHMYGOD ONE DIRECTION! ALKSDJLAKSJDASDA” : 
Then in my head I’m like Ohmygod, maybe this is something my sister and I will be able to bond over and talk about becuase she really didn’t support my last obsession, I mean. What’s not healthy about loving cartoon chracters? NOTHING but anyways, we’ll be able to go to concerts and watch youtube videos and sing songs and…
But then, she interrupts my extremely iportant thoughts and says. “I’M TOTALLY A DIRECTIONATOR!! LEWIS IS MY FAVOURITE!!”
Reblog and then click the photo.
You can thank me later.
IF YOU HAVE A LAPTOP TURN IT SIDEWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL SOMEONE DO THIS TO TUMBLR.
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(Source: ontarios, via thebradfordbadass)
